offer offer!

it has been 2 weeks since i ord-ed. still income-less. now digging into my savings liao :(

been getting totally random crappy job offers. make me happy for nothing when they called me.



offer 1
job agency A: hi, we have a position as a STORE INSPECTOR at marks&spencer located in town. u interested?

me: erm how's the job scope like? and exactly what is STORE INSPECTOR?

job agency A: oh, basically you know marks&spencer have this 'display till date' thingy on their products? your job is to manage the stocks in stores. just have to do some shelving display and stock-taking in the storeroom.

me: so it's STOREMAN lah.

job agency A: erm yup. hahaha.

me[thinking]: %$@#94*@16!!


job offer 2
job agency B: good afternoon, would you be interested to work as a pharmacy asst in novena?

me: pharmacy asst?! but i don't have any experience in medicine or anything related leh.

job aggency B: nono. no experience needed. you just help the pharmacy collect and dispense the drugs.

me[thinking sounds interesting]: erm so how much is the pay?

job agency B: $6.20/hour

me[thinking]: wth. so specific $6.20



offer 3
job agency C: hi, we have a storeman position in a warehouse. you interested?

me: erm what are the job scope like?

job agency C: the warehouse is in this food-processing factory. the normal working condition in the warehouse is like 2-6 degrees?

me: wah. 2-6 degresss?

job agency C: yup. don't worry, we will provide you with ONE jacket.

me:...



offer 4
job agency D: hello, would you mind working as a supermarket asst in sixth ave?

me: hmm, sixth avenue arh. a bit far from my house leh.

job agency D: you live in hougang rite? got direct bus 74 to the place you know?

me: ok. so how much is the pay?

job agency D: oh. VERY LOW. $6



wth lor. why every1 ask me go be storeman. and the pay so sucky one!? worse this kind of lousy offers still dare to call and ask pple.

new yr coming liao and i will die soon if i still cant find a job...