Monday, May 26, 2008

sore throat, headache, one blind eye

THE VICTIM

19 years old turning 20 to be in a week's time.
victim was enjoying his precious weekend and checking out the Great Singapore Sale



Diagnosis:
[1] throat so sore that victim cant k songs anymore
[2] bad headache on left side of head
[3] missing contact lens on left eye when victim was out shopping



THE SUSPECTS

[1] Calbee Jagabee - brought by victim on thurs nite from watson at 2 for $3.30. victim finished one whole pack himself on the same nite




[2] Mee Siam - victim had this for lunch on sat noon. according to victim's mum, he complained of spicyness just after the 1st scoop.




[3] Fish & Chip - victim's dinner on sat nite. victim had also 'gouped' dad's chicken cutlet.



THE VERDICT
victim had drank 2 500ml bottles of 罗汉果凉茶 + 1 500ml bottle of 洋参菊花茶 throughout the weekends but to no avail. a definite culprit could not be identified as all 3 seems to have contributed in one way or another.



VICTIM"S LAST WORDS - TAKE MC 2MORO LOR!

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