say what?!

[1] was on bus with this young couple and their kid. went past the giant 财神爷 cny display at amkhub entrance.

mum to kid, pointing towards the 财神爷: 'see! remember last month it was a big big xmas tree?'

kid turned and looked towards the 财神爷

mum: 'now chinese new year coming so they changed it to UNCLE FORTUNE!'

me: *faints*

[2] some lady from some insurance company called me. it's those calls where the person juz blah blah blah talk non-stop, trying to con you into buying something. since i was free and bored so i decided to listen and hear what crap she has.

lady: 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah'

me: 'orh. oic. k~'

lady: '*crap crap crap*~ choking to death is also covered under the scheme as well!'

me: 'ooh~'

lady: 'oh. but it's only covered if the total bill is OVER $50 and you will get $750!'

me: *thinks*[so you can only choked to death if you order $50 worth of fishball noodles?]